The White House officially responds to the request to “Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016”
Amazing
Fuck, this is exactly what I have been waiting for my entire life.
SAMUEL L JACKSON WAKE THE FUCK UP OBAMA AD 2012
okay, so this is pretty fucking great.
god fucking bless
wow
Ok, the best part of this is that it was paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research. God, to be a fly on the wall in the meeting that decided this was a great idea…
(via 4evaretro)
Obama Looks Like He’s Holding the Sun
Ummm…I think Obama has finally solved our energy problems.
He has a Piece of Eden!
(Source: reddit.com)
Presidential Trading Cards [Click to continue reading]
HAHAHA I am pretty sure these were created just for me to enjoy.
